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Quick quips

Posted on September 5, 2011 by paulgreen

I dialled a number and got the following recording: “I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep. If I … Continue reading →

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Some one (to three) liner quips

Posted on September 2, 2011 by paulgreen

My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning, can you believe that 2:30am?! Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes. The Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a … Continue reading →

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Some great one (to three) liners

Posted on September 2, 2011 by paulgreen

My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning, can you believe that 2:30am?! Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes. The Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a … Continue reading →

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Quick Quips

Posted on April 20, 2011 by paulgreen

A mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted to brake fluid. When I quizzed him on it he reckoned he could stop any time….. I had a mate who was suicidal. He was really depressed, so I pushed him … Continue reading →

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Some of the best/worse puns – you decide!

Posted on March 20, 2011 by paulgreen

A backward poet writes inverse. A man’s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking. Dijon vu – the same mustard as before. Practice safe eating – always use condiments. Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death. A … Continue reading →

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Some classic one-liners

Posted on January 25, 2011 by paulgreen

The following are attributed to Rodney Dangerfield (US Comedian – http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rodney_Dangerfield): My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog … Continue reading →

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One liners

Posted on November 23, 2010 by paulgreen

1 .  Two blondes walk into a building……….you’d  think at least one of them would have seen  it. 2.  Phone answering machine message – ‘…If you want  to buy marijuana, press the hash key…’ 3.  A guy walks into the … Continue reading →

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