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Author Archives: paulgreen
Fresh laughs with the online Fast Show
The laughs just keep on coming with the Fast Show 2011. The online series is the first time we’ve seen new sketches for the show since 2000, and creators Paul Whitehouse and Charlie Higson certainly haven’t lost their touch. They’ve … Continue reading
Merry Christmas & Happy New Year
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“A lot like making love to a beautiful woman”
My comedy hero is back with a vengeance. Oh Swiss Tony – where have you been!? Yes that’s right, Swiss Tony himself is back with Fast show 2011 courtesy of fosters.co.uk every Thursday at 1pm. And with the Fast Show of … Continue reading
The Innocence Of Children
A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first year schoolchildren, using a bowl of fruit Polo’s. He gave all the children the same kind of Polo, one at a time, and asked them to identify them … Continue reading
Make sure you understand the business proposal
Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office, but she belonged to someone else……. One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, ‘I’ll give you a £100 if you let me … Continue reading
Understanding Engineers!
Understanding Engineers #1 Two engineering students were biking across a university campus when one said, “Where did you get such a great bike?” The second engineer replied, “Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful … Continue reading
Cheap flights
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Quick quips
I dialled a number and got the following recording: “I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep. If I … Continue reading
Some one (to three) liner quips
My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning, can you believe that 2:30am?! Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes. The Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a … Continue reading
Some great one (to three) liners
My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning, can you believe that 2:30am?! Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes. The Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a … Continue reading